| Welcome, and enter the center
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| Of my Super Mario adventure
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| A girl is trapped on the other side of town
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| So I’m moving in leaps and bounds
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| Folks around my way think I’m strange
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| But there’s a villain to blame
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| Even my ma, she thinks I’m crazy
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| But I’ve got to rescue Daisy
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| (There ain’t no place like Super Mario Land)
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| You now have two minutes
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| Well, I’m back off my Lisa Stansfield trip
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| And I’m rejuvenated and I’m remixed
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| I took planes, trains, and automobiles
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| And for real, got ill in Brazil
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| I’m the Wizard of Oz while on tour
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| And got poor in Singapore
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| And I’m eatin' sushi in Japan, but
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| There ain’t no place like Super Mario Land
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| (There ain’t no place like Super Mario Land)
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| There is now one minute left
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| (Check this out)
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| She’s my lady, my pride and joy
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| 'Cause to her I’m a hero, not a toy boy
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| So I’m climbing mountains and swinging through trees
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| And even facing killer bees
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| Down secret tunnels in dark rooms
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| Met with the creature from the Blue Lagoon
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| Folks out there might think that I’m crazy
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| But I’ve got to rescue Daisy
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| (There ain’t no place like Super Mario Land)
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| Stand by for the final countdown
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| See, she’s doomed, there’s no sunshine
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| To make a wish or click my heels three times
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| And I’m gathering coins like Indiana Jones
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| So one day we can make a happy home
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| So I’m ducking, diving, bobbing, and weaving
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| But I sure ain’t leaving
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| Get with the program, come join the man
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| 'Cause there ain’t no place like Super Mario Land |