
Date of issue: 17.03.2013
Song language: English
Australia |
I can do the dishes while talking on the phone |
I could ask you for an answer but you want to be alone |
I can never do the dishes a single dish at a time |
It’s too much of a commitment so I line them up and fire |
I could calamine your insides |
I could wind them all around me |
I could tiptoe on a tightrope made of fear and looking down see |
All the people do they see me |
I could wave or I could carry all the dishes that they gave me |
That are keeping me steady |
Or I could go to Australia |
Carry a bowie knife |
And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side |
And learn card tricks |
And buy everyone drinks |
And take boxing |
And write songs about my bowie knife |
I could do these dishes |
I could try to do these dishes |
I could try |
I could bake a cake |
My kitchen is small but I could clear the space |
I could write my name |
Because practice makes perfect yes that’s what they say |
I could make a button out of plaster |
That said 'Finished' I could hang it in my closet |
To the left side of the light switch |
I could walk down to Columbus and try drinking to forget it |
And then come home less afraid and then press it and press it |
Or I could go to Australia |
Carry a bowie knife |
And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side |
And learn card tricks |
And buy everyone drinks |
And take boxing |
And try eating things only with chopsticks |
And write songs about my bowie knife |
I could do these dishes |
I could try to do these dishes |
I could decide to do these dishes |
I could decide |
Or I could go to Australia |
Carry a bowie knife |
And wear my hair like Hepburn parted on the side |
And learn card tricks and physics |
And buy everyone drinks |
And take boxing |
And try eating things only with chopsticks |
And finally be like a person I think you might like |
I could do these dishes |
I could try to do these dishes |
I could decide to do these dishes |
I could decide to do these dishes |
Time to DECIDE… |
Fuck it |
I’m gonna go to Australia |
I’m gonna go to Australia |
I’m gonna go to Australia |
I’m gonna go to Australia (She's gonna go to Australia) |
Bye-bye |
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