Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Still Life, artist - Alternative TV. Date of issue: 11.05.2003
Song language: English
Still Life |
| These are the facts |
| (Of Lazyboy) |
| So help me God |
| This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is |
| The bare facts of the life we live |
| This is who we are, this is what we do, ooo, oh |
| Did you know, that 1 out of 4 Americans has appeared on TV? |
| Did you know 61 percent of all hits on the Internet are on sex sites? |
| Every day 21 new born babies will be given to the wrong parents |
| The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year |
| Cannabis is the most widely abused drug in the world |
| The average person laughs 13 times a day, Elvis was originally blond |
| The average age of first intercourse is 15 point 3 years old |
| The average erect penis is 5 point 2 inches long |
| And 4 point 2 inches circumcised |
| Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food from freezing |
| 41 percent of all people take people with curly hair less seriously |
| 20 percent of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience |
| Did you know that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle cream? |
| This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is |
| The bare facts of the life we live |
| This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is |
| These are the facts of the life that we live |
| This is who we are, bare facts of the life we live |
| This is who we are, this is what we do |
| This is who we are, are, are |
| 22 percent of the time a pizza will arrive faster |
| Than an ambulance in Great Britain |
| 96 percent of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm |
| 3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volts battery works on their tongue |
| The 'Guinness Book Of Records' holds the record |
| For being the most stolen book in public libraries |
| Butterflies taste with their feet, 5 percent of the population is gay |
| The worlds best known word is 'okay' |
| The second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola' |
| The giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue |
| Charles Chaplin once won 3rd prize |
| In a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest' |
| In 1995 a Japanese trawler sank |
| Because a Russian cargo plane dropped |
| A living cow from 30,000 feet |
| Only one book has been printed in more copies |
| Than the Bible, the IKEA catalog |
| This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is |
| The bare facts of the life we live |
| This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is |
| These are the facts of the life that we live |
| This is who we are, the facts of the life we live |
| This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are |
| 1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person’s life |
| In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth |
| Today we are 6 billion people |
| (6 billion people, 6 billion) |
| (Time is ticking, ticking, yeah) |
| Donald Duck was banned in Finland |
| Because he doesn’t wear pants |
| 74 percent of all nudist females are nudists |
| Because their husbands are nudists |
| More people die from a champagne cork popping |
| Than from poison spiders, 21 percent of all traffic accidents |
| Happen because the driver falls asleep, did you know |
| That originally a Danish guy invented the burglar alarm? |
| Unfortunately it got stolen |
| This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
| This is who we are, this is what we do |
| This is what it is, yeah, yeah, yeah |
| This is who we are bare facts of the life we live |
| This is who we are, this is what we do |
| This is who we are, this is what we do |
| So help me God |