| Well I was sittin' on the porch with Mel and Web
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| Kickin' back pullin' tubes courtesy of Jeb
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| When Smootie rang up and he dropped a dime
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| We’re at the Django house and the waves are fine
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| Dan came back with an ol' lap steel
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| When he puts it in his hands he’s got to be real
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| If you come around the corner don’t forget to turn
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| And bring a little fire we got somethin' to burn
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| I got around the corner, I was half way there
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| When I met Ted Moore and of course John Hare
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| They had just got a sack weighing 3.5
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| It was 4:19, just about that time
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| So we took a detour to 6703
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| The house they occupy oceanside D. P
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| Got up stairs and locked the door
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| Jerry and the Dead on the video
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| They pulled out the binger and I started to drool
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| It was the 5 foot caustic weapon crystal tool
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| I caught the fumes and I lost my mind
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| Happens every time that I smoke the kind, but…
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| I never learn but I don' mind, I’m just wastin' time
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| I went to the beach and I picked up a rock
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| I threw it in the ocean and the waves then
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| Caught it and dropped it back into the sea
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| So then I walked away and I let it be
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| Cause it had been lying there for a million days
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| Before I picked it up and threw it away
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| I left the shore, went to the liquor store
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| Saw crazy Bruce, he was waiting for
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| Someone to buy him some fine malt liquor
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| When he gets it in his system he’s a real shitkicker
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| He’ll play you a song if you’ve got the time
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| And even if you don’t, he’s liable to try
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| So I left him there, and went into S.O.S
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| Bought myself a bottle of the black cisco death
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| Drank it down while watching Dave’s band
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| Somebody stuck a doob in my hand
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| So I took a hit and I passed it on
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| I woke up on the pavement not before too long
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| I never learn but I don’t mind
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| But sometimes it takes a couple of tries, but… |