| Come one, come all
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| You’re just in time to witness my first breakdown
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| 'Cause there’s a mile gone for every minute passed
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| When I’m stuck in this town
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| I’ve got a bone to pick with you, Mr. DJ
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| The traffic and the sound is just as bad as it is in LA
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| So go on and lock me up, you better throw away that key
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| Before I find out where you broadcast from
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| Because your playlist is killing me
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| I’ll change that station
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| Light it up like the 4th of July
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| It’s me, I’m caller fifteen
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| Time to play my last request
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| Come one, come all
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| You’re just in time to witness my first breakdown
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| 'Cause there’s a mile gone for every minute passed
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| When I’m wasting space in this town
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| Don’t call the doctors, I don’t need no medication
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| I just need one more vacation and make it last
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| Hear me out, please, judge and jury
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| I’m an innocent man
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| And it would be such a terrible injustice
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| To put me away without thinking about
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| All the terrible mistakes
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| That goddamn radio jockey makes
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| I swear he’s out to get me
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| Oh, I swear he’s out to get me
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| I’ll change that station
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| Light it up like the 4th of July
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| It’s me, I’m caller fifteen
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| But it’s too late for explanations
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| This broadcast will be your last
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| Come one, come all
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| You’re just in time to witness my first breakdown
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| 'Cause there’s a mile gone for every minute passed
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| When I’m wasting space in this town
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| Don’t call the doctors, I don’t need no medication
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| I just need one more vacation and make it last
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| Hear me out, please, judge and jury
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| And I swear he’s out to get me
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| Oh, I swear he’s out to get me
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| Go on and lock me up
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| You better throw away that key
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| I swear he’s out to get me
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| Oh, I swear he’s out to get me
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| I’ve got a bone to pick with you, Mr. DJ
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| You really ought to lock me up
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| Because your playlist is killing me
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| Come one, come all
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| You’re just in time to witness my first breakdown
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| 'Cause there’s a mile gone for every minute passed
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| When I’m wasting space in this town
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| Don’t call the doctors, I don’t need no medication
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| I just need one more vacation and make it last |