Lyrics Do I Look Divorced? - All Leather

Do I Look Divorced?

Just before marriage I wore a rope necklace
And barked at the moon, my eggs were in great shape
But I was crucified and heard squeals of a pig
Buttered my eggs and dropped them in sausage pants
I went to bed in my boots and
When I woke I was stuck in bible (no) class
We were there to perform some amateur surgery on
Half-Hog Abortion Island
Asses just hung out and then I saw
Missing meat loaf meal memories
Asses just hung out and then I saw
Broken baby bottles had fallen on out
Manual’s pages were stuck together
I had a thick bulge and I wore leather