| Tell You a little story and it won’t take long,
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| 'Bout a lazy farmer who wouldn’t hoe his corn.
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| The reason why I never could tell,
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| That young man was always well.
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| He planted his corn in the month of June.
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| By July it was up to his eyes.
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| Come September, came a big frost.
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| And all the young man’s corn was lost.
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| His story, kith, had just begun.
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| Said: «Young man, have you hoed some corn?»
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| «Well I tried and I tried, and I tried in vain.
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| «But I don’t believe I raised no grain.»
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| He went down town to his neighbour’s door.
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| Where he had often been before.
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| Sayin': «Pretty little miss, will you marry me?»
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| «Little miss what do you say?»
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| «Why do you come for me to wed?
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| «You, can’t even make your own corn grain.
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| «Single I am, and will remain.
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| «A lazy man, I won’t maintain.»
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| He turned his back and walked away.
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| Sayin: «Little miss, you’ll rue the day.
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| «You'll rue the day that you were born.
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| «For givin' me the devil 'cos I wouldn’t hoe corn.»… |