| Leaving lepidoptera… Please, don’t touch the display,
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| Little boy, aha cute! |
| Moving to the next aisle we have
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| Arachnida, the spiders, our… finest collection.
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| This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi,
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| Unfortunately harmless. |
| Next to him, the nasty licosa
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| Raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of The skin (laugh). |
| And here, my prize, the Black
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| Widow. |
| Isn’t she lovely… And so deadly. |
| Her kiss is Fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake.
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| You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say
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| That it attacks the central nervous system causing
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| Intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in Breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions
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| And, finally… Death. |
| You know what I think I love the
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| Most about her is her inborn need to dominate,
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| Possess. |
| In fact, immediately after the consummation
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| Of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the
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| Species she kills and eats him…(laugh) oh, she is Delicious… And I hope he was! |
| Such power and dignity
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| …unhampered by sentiment. |
| If I may put forward a Slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled
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| This world as a stumbling dimented child-king long
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| Enough! |
| And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black
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| Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor! |