| Now you’re here so have no fear, I’m just your friendly guide
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| So come along 'coz you belong, you joined us when you died
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| From your birth until your final breath
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| I’m proud to say you finally entertained yourself to death
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| Welcome to the congregation
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| I hope we meet your expectation
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| A little tiny pinch of deviation
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| We understand what you had planned goes by another name
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| Where bluebirds sing and church bells ring, well isn’t that a shame
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| Your application sadly was denied
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| But let’s be clear, we love you here, you’re on the other side
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| Welcome to the congregation
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| I hope we meet your expectation
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| We promise it won’t stain your reputation
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| Ah, as you can see over here the broken glass chamber of the boys from wall
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| street. |
| Let’s hear it for the boys! |
| And here in the eternal mariachi room for
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| the defrocked priest and the telemarketers. |
| and the totally fiery pit of
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| boiling death the lawyers, pimps and mimes…
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| Welcome to the congregation
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| Welcome to the congregation
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| Welcome to the congregation
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| I hope we meet your expectation
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| So thanks for dropping by here
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| We’re really gonna try here
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| But in the end, you know you’re gonna fry… fry… fry… here
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| Umm. |
| excuse me, sir, is there a bathroom here? |