Lyrics I Better Be Good - Alice Cooper

I Better Be Good

If I ain’t cool
My daddy gonna send me
To Military School
If I ain’t nice
My girlie gonna freeze me
With cold shoulder ice
If I’m real late
My teacher gonna use me
For alligator bait
So, I better be good
I better be good
If I jump on the gas
The cops are gonna jump
All over my back
If I smoke too much
Doctor says he’s gonna
Put my lungs in a crutch
If I’m caught without my pants
Consuelo’s dad is gonna shoot
Until he sees me dance
So, I better be good
I had better be good
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice — you better be
Nice, nice, nice — you better be
Nice, nice, nice — Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
You better be nice tonight
If I spray it on the seat
Lady gonna tie a big knot
In the meat
If I spewey too fast
Lover’s gonna stick
My Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin
I’ll know I had it out
When I shoulda kept it in
Ow
I better be good
I better be good
I better be good
Ooh
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice — you better be
Nice, nice, nice — you better be
Nice, nice, nice — Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice
I’d better be nice tonight — yeah
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice