| If you were Lucy
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| I’d be your Ricky
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| When you were juicy
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| I’d get real sticky
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| And when you’re magic
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| It makes me tricky, too
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| Yeah, I’m a Sony
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| You’re Panasonic
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| I’m heavy metal
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| You’re philharmonic
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| If you get earaches
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| I’d turn my volume down
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| A notch or two for you
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| 'Cause I will do anything for you
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| Anything you want me to
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| I’m so adaptable to you
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| Was untrappable 'til you
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| I will do for you
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| Anything for you
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| Adaptable to you
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| Adaptable to you
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| If you do that fold out
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| I’ll scream and holler
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| But when you hold out
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| I’ll spend three dollars
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| One way or other, babe
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| I’ll spend the night with you
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| That’s true
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| Now, you ain’t no Hepburn
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| And I ain’t no Fonda
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| But if you were drownin'
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| In Golden Ponda
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| Mouth to mouth
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| I’d resuscitate with you
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| Because I’m so adaptable to you
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| Anything you want me to
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| I’m so adaptable to you
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| Was untrappable 'til you
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| I will do for you
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| Anything for you
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| Adaptable to you
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| Adaptable to you
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| Adaptable to you
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| So plug me into you
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| Say you’re Vampira
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| And needed plasma
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| And I was dying
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| From chronic asthma
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| I’d leave my death bed
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| To draw some blood for you
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| Just for you
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| Because I will do anything for you
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| Anything you want me to
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| And I will do anything for you
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| Anything you want me to
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| Yes, I’m so adaptable to you
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| Leave a craps table for you
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| On a winning streak
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| I will do for you
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| Anything for you
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| Adaptable to you
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| Adaptable to you |