| Do a show, save a child
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| Raise a million bucks that’ll last a while
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| Fight at parties buy a horse
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| Lose a couple win that big divorce
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| I wanna be in the headlines
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| Anything to be in the headlines
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| Saw my chance, I need a break
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| Took the biggest float in the rose parade
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| I Got jailed, no disgrace
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| A hundred million people saw my face
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| Call a conference with the press
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| Announce my marriage plans in a wedding dress
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| Climb a building at six-below
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| On New Years Eve without a stitch of clothes
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| I wanna be in the headlines
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| Anything to be in the headlines
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| As long as they spell my name right
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| I hope that they catch my best side
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| I popped out from a cake
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| At the president’s ball what a big mistake
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| Fifty guns aimed at me
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| I was nearly killed but what publicity
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| Nominated, something big
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| Stole the hottest scene says the Globe and Tribe
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| Porno movie comes to light
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| But I was starving then so that’s all right
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| I wanna be in the headlines
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| Anything to be in the headlines
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| As long as they spell my name right
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| I hope they catch my best side
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| Keep my sidewalk star status bright
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| Feel free to walk on me tonight
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| (Just don’t spit on me) |