Lyrics When I'm Drunk I'm Not That Cool - Alfie

When I'm Drunk I'm Not That Cool

I get ****faced and think of you
I wanna **** you in your room
Draw your face on my balloon
When I’m drunk I’m not that cool
Idle mind’s a peaceful place
I need to borrow your car
I know that it’s never too late
But I think I’ve gone too far
Laying on your grave
Because you never made that call
Never see your face
Because you’re lost on mars
Think of what you’d say
With the tattoos on your arm
I never get that far
The dream stops in your car
I get ****faced and think of you
I wanna **** you in your room
Draw your face on my balloon
When I’m drunk I’m not that cool
I get ****faced and think of you
I wanna **** you in your room
Draw your face on my balloon
When I’m drunk I’m not that cool
I say I’ll jump I never do
Frank tlls me to act a fool
When I’m drunk I’m not that cool