| Dear momma’s boy, I know you’ve had your butt licked by your mother
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| I know you’ve enjoyed all that attention from her
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| And every woman graced with your presence after
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| Dear narcissus boy, I know you’ve never really apologized for anything
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| I know you’ve never really taken responsibility
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| I know you’ve never really listened to a woman
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| Dear me-show boy, I know you’re not really into conflict resolution
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| Or seeing both sides of every equation
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| Or having an uninterrupted conversation
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| And any talk of healthiness
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| And any talk of connectedness
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| And any talk of resolving this
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| Leaves you running for the door
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| (Why why do I try to love you
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| Try to love you when you really don’t want me to?)
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| (Why why do I try to love you
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| Try to love you when you really don’t want me to?)
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| Dear egotist boy, you’ve never really had to suffer any consequence
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| You’ve never stayed with anyone longer than ten minutes
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| You’d never understand anyone showing resistance
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| Dear popular boy, I know you’re used to getting everything so easily
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| A stranger to the concept of reciprocity
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| People honor boys like you in this society
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| And any talk of selflessness
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| And any talk of working at this
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| And any talk of being of service
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| Leaves you running for the door
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| (Why why do I try to help you try to help you
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| When you really don’t want me to?)
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| (Why why do I try to help you try to help you
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| When you really don’t want me to?)
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| You go back to the women who will dance the dance
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| You go back to your friends who will lick your ass
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| You go back to ignoring all the rest of us
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| You go back to the center of your universe
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| Dear self centered boy, I don’t know why I still feel affected by you
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| I’ve never lasted very long with someone like you
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| I never did, although I have to admit I wanted to
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| Dear magnetic boy, you’ve never been with anyone who doesn’t take your shit
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| You’ve never been with anyone who’s dared to call you on it
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| I wonder how you’d be if someone were to call you on it
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| And any talk of willingness
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| And any talk of both feet in
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| And any talk of commitment
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| Leaves you running for the door
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| (Why why do I try to change you try to
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| Try to change you when you really don’t want me to?)
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| (Why why do I try to change you try to
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| Try to change you when you really don’t want me to?)
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| You go back to the women who will dance the dance
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| You go back to your friends who will lick your ass
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| You go back to being so oblivious
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| You go back to the center of the universe |