Lyrics Reefer Madness - Alan Cumming, Reefer Madness Original Ensemble

Reefer Madness

Creeping like a communist, it’s knocking at our doors
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores
Voraciously devouring the way things are today
Savagely deflowering the good old U.S.A
It’s Reefer Madness, Reefer Madness
(Reefer Madness, Reefer Madness)
Oh so mad!
See the kids!
Precious kids!
Yes, their heads are on the chopping block
And someone’s got to dare to take a stand
Can’t ignore any more, it could be your son or daughter
With a deadly stick of reefer in the hand
Heading straight for…
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Save our kids!
Stealthy as a socialist, it slithers up our shores
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores
This smoking bowl of evil bears the choking stench of sin
It burrows like a weevil under tender Christian skin
This…
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Oh so mad!
Pull the wool from your eyes
We’re in need of righteous soldiers
For this merry wonder has to be destroyed
Fight the urge of this scourge
It’s destructive but seductive
So some drastic measures need to be employed
To put and end to…
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Oh so mad!
Deadly as the Democrats that empty out our stores
Turning all our children into hooligans and whores
Teenagers across the land are glazed and oversexed
If you fail to draw the line, your babies will be next
Oh!
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Reefer Madness!
Oh so mad!
Tell your children!
(Reefer Madness)
Fight the menace!
(Reefer Madness)
Kill the Devil!
(Reefer Madness)
Save the country!
(Reefer Madness)
Madness!
Madness!
Madness!
Madness!
Reefer’s made us crazy barking…
Mad!