| Now I’ve got my payment | 
| For the service that I gave | 
| They’ve given me my ticket | 
| To this place beyond the grave | 
| I suppose it’s kind of funny | 
| I suppose it’s kind of sad | 
| Thinking back on all the times we had | 
| But it’s kind of hot and smoky | 
| In this ante-room to Hell | 
| And I won’t make up a story | 
| 'Cause you know the truth so well | 
| It’s much too late to worry | 
| That we never had a chance | 
| And when Joe the Georgian gets here | 
| We will dance, dance dance | 
| When Joe the Georgian gets here | 
| We will dance | 
| We all set off together | 
| On this sorry ship of state | 
| When the captain took the fever | 
| We were hijacked by the mate | 
| And he steered us through the shadows | 
| Upon an angry tide | 
| And cast us one by one over the side | 
| But it’s kind of hot and smoky | 
| In this ante-room to Hell | 
| And I won’t make up a story | 
| 'Cause you know the truth so well | 
| It’s much too late to worry | 
| That we never had a chance | 
| And when Joe the Georgian gets here | 
| We will dance, dance dance | 
| When Joe the Georgian gets here | 
| We will dance | 
| There’s Kamenev, Zinoviev | 
| Bukharin and the rest | 
| We’re sharpening our pitchforks | 
| And we’re heating up the ends | 
| We’ve got a few surprises | 
| For the mate when he appears | 
| I hope he likes the next few million years | 
| And it’s kind of hot and smoky | 
| In this anteroom to Hell | 
| And I won’t make up a story | 
| 'Cause you know the truth so well | 
| It’s much too late to worry | 
| That we never had a chance | 
| And when Joe the Georgian gets here | 
| We will dance, dance dance | 
| When Joe the Georgian gets here | 
| We will dance |