| It’s a shame about Stalin, the curator said
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| He really was one of the best
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| Just look at the detail on that head
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| Too bad to melt him down with the rest
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| But since they wrote him out of the history books
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| Nobody gives him a second look
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| It’s amazing how little time it took
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| And now he’s never gonna get his statue up in Red Square
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| I remember Krushchev, the old man said
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| He had real strength in his jaw
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| The setting sun would turn his skull pale red
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| But now they’ve packed him off to the store
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| He used to know how to stir things up back then
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| Banging his shoe on the table at the UN
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| He said he’d bury the west again and again
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| But now he’s never gonna get his statue up in Red Square
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| Too bad about Lenin, the old man sighed
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| He really had quite a run
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| For seventy years he was idolized
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| Even though he missed most of the fun
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| But the new revolution promised everyone cars
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| So they burned down the Kremlin and brought back the Tsars
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| Now they’re spraying blue paint over all the red stars
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| And he doesn’t even have his picture up in Red Square |