| Said the Signifyin' Monkey to the lion one day
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| «There's a great big elephant down the way
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| Goin' round talking, I’m sorry to say
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| About your mama in a scandalous way
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| Yes, he’s talking 'bout your mama, and your granma too
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| And he don’t show too much respect for you
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| Now you weren’t there and I sure am glad
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| 'Cause what he said about your mama made me mad.»
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| Signifyin' Monkey, stay up in your tree
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| You are always lying and signifyin'
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| But you better not monkey with me
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| The lion said, «Yeah? |
| Well I’ll fix him
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| I’ll tear that elephant limb from limb»
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| Then he shook the jungle with a might roar
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| Took off like a shot from a .44
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| He found the elephant where the tall grass grows
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| And said, «I come to punch you in your long nose»
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| The elephant looked at the lion in surprise
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| And said, «Boy, you better go pick on somebody your size»
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| The lion wouldn’t listen, he made a pass
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| The elephant slapped him down in the grass
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| The lion roared and sprung from the ground
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| And that’s when that elephant really went to town
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| I mean he whipped that lion for the rest of the day
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| And I still don’t see how the lion got away
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| But he dragged on off, more dead than alive
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| And that’s when that monkey started his signifyin' jive
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| Signifyin' Monkey, stay up in your tree
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| You are always lying and signifyin'
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| But you better not monkey with me
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| The monkey looked down and said, «Ooh-wee!
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| What is this beat up mess I see?
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| Is that you, lion? |
| Ha-ha! |
| Do tell
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| Man, he whipped your head to a fare-thee-well
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| Give you a beating like it wasn’t nothing
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| You supposed to be king of the jungle, ain’t that some stuff?
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| You big overgrown pussycat, don’t you roar
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| I’ll hop down there and whoop you some more»
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| The monkey got to laughing and jumpind up and down
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| But his foot missed the limb and he plunged to the ground
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| The lion was on him with all four feet
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| Ground that monkey to hamburger meat
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| The monkey looked up with tears in his eyes
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| And said, «Please, Mister lion, I-I apologize
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| I meant no harm, please let me go
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| And I’ll tell you something you really need to know»
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| Signifyin' Monkey, stay up in your tree
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| You are always lying and signifyin'
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| But you better not monkey with me
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| The lion stepped back to hear what he’d say
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| And that monkey scampered up a tree and got away
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| «What I wanna tell you,» the monkey hollered then
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| «Is if you fool with me, I’ll sic the elephant on you again»
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| The lion just shook his head and said, «You jive
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| If you and your monkey children want to keep alive
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| Up in them trees is where you better stay.»
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| And that’s where they are to this very day
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| Signifyin' Monkey, stay up in your tree
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| You are always lying and signifyin'
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| But you better not
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| No you better not
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| You are always lying and signifyin'
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| But you better not monkey with me |