| Well my great grand-dad he died of cancer
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| From smoking too many cigarettes
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| But I must confess that he did quite profess
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| To being the coolest motherfucker I ever met
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| That’s 'cause smoking makes you cool
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| And smoking makes you rule
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| So just light up a smoke and you’ll never go broke
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| And you’ll be the most popular kid in school
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| The coolest kid in school
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| Well I’ve traveled millions of Marlboro miles
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| But I haven’t gotten anywhere
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| And I’ve made a million dollars in Camel cash
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| But I’m still just broke as when I started
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| But that’s okay because smoking makes you cool
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| And smoking makes you rule
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| So just light up a smoke and you’ll never go broke
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| And you’ll be the most popular kid in school-
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| But only if you smoke Parliament |