
Date of issue: 31.12.1996
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Nitro
Song language: English
Cereal Wars |
Get up early in the morning, |
Going to the store. |
Post, kellogs, general mills? |
It’s the cereal war. |
Fuckin’store never has the monsters and they never get more. |
Post, kellogs, general mills? |
It’s the cereal war. |
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock, |
It’s got a condom in the box. |
I’ll try some cocoa puffs today. |
What the fuck is sonny anyway? |
Some say dino’s are the best, |
They’ve got more marshmallows than the rest. |
There’s not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies, |
And always stay away from wheaties. |
Now it’s dinner time and i’m going back to the store. |
I had some erkles, 'liked 'em a lot. |
It’s the cereal war. |
I wish i were calvin or hobbes |
And then i could try sugar bombs. |
The soggies will never get cap’n crunch, |
I guess i’ll have crunch berries for lunch. |
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet, |
That’s the only kind i’ll eat. |
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs! |
Do i look like a fuckin’squirrel to you? |
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