
Date of issue: 09.07.2012
Song language: English
Homemade Mummy |
How to make a homemade mummy: |
Get a corpse, get gauze, get comfy |
Shampoo and disinfect dead fluffy |
For the hallowed excavation of his X-marked tummy |
Stem to stern, the butter cutter beelines well |
Tongs butterfly the unzipped feline shell |
We’ll be escorting vital organs |
With exception of the precious kitten’s heart |
Into the privacy of separate pickle jars |
Or mayonnaise or jelly pick a card |
Shit, pick a part and scissor |
Stomach, lung, intestine or liver |
In a world of sanitizers and preservatives forever |
Brain exterminated through the whiskers *kiss & blow* |
Ditched, I blank NY alone |
We usher in the salts that call the husk home |
Might embalm and stiffen and rid the fawn of all his liquids |
Slather it in beeswax, wrap it up in ribbons |
Like limb by limb, by tail, by ear, by chin |
Within the hereafter I hereby win |
I hope you vow to meow another day and never |
Decompose, by the way before we seal these molds |
The short version goes… |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Paper playgrounds, meager harvest |
Take the brain out… |
Gadzooks, punk’s dead, last good gut wrenched |
Antennae sam cook, black book pushead |
Cat skulls stacked to the black hole sunset |
Olive on a toothpick, Dagwood Bumstead |
Tagged-hoof hatchery, matter amass naturally |
Bad wolf, dash for the last rook castling |
Blue ox, red plaid bass pro flannel king |
Hasbro crown, sour apple Abba-Zabba tooth |
In poorly taken pictures antiquating on his mantelpiece |
Before we only spoke in letters cut from magazines |
Folk broke bear claws over gross coffee |
Not as milquetoast men, as los muertos walking |
Ergo the scarecrow in rare barley |
Squared-off harpy to armchair: say a prayer for me |
I feel that mystifying times have gotten ugly |
I also feel that you could learn a lot from a mummy |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Major take down, eat your porridge |
Take the brain out, leave the carcass |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Games to rain out, pleas to bargain |
Take the brain out, wreathed in garlic |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Fading halos, feeding herpes |
Take the brain out, eager starlets |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Take the brain out, leave the heart in |
Take the brain out… |
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