| They had a courtyard pool at the Hotel Delight
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| I decided to sun myself
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| There was no-one in sight
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| Just a small patch of sunlight left out there
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| That’s where I placed my chair
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| Then a woman came out
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| And she placed her chair right smack in front of me
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| So close I coulda touched her hair
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| She had her back to me
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| I thought, «Man, This is weird, she’s pretending I’m not here.»
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| Then she lit up a cigarette and the secondary smoke poured over her shoulders
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| And right down my throat
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| But she didn’t notice, she didn’t even care
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| She had stolen my sunshine and cut off my air!
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| What kind of person would do you like that?
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| What kind of person would do you like that?
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| What kind of person would do you like that?
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| It’s a mean old world when you have to live with incompetence and indifference
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| Like a bad cup of coffee that’s filled to the brim with incompetence and
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| indifference, Yeah!
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| Smile for me one time
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| Smile when you really wanna cry
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| Try for me one time, even though I know it’s a lie
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| The electrician came by to fix my wires
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| And told me straight away I’d be charged by the hour
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| So he spent the whole day just pokin around, lookin for the ground
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| When he did start in, he rewired this and he undid that, and probably took a nap
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| Because a week went by before he said «it's fixed,» and he left with my check
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| Now the microwave turns on the big screen tv which cuts off the bathroom light,
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| intermittently, and I’d love to take a shower — but I’m afraid to try — I’m
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| afraid I’ll — FRY
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| What kind of person would do you like that?
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| What kind of person would do you like that?
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| What kind of person would do you like that?
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| It’s a mean old world when you have to live with incompetence and indifference
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| Like a bad cup of coffee that’s filled to the brim with incompetence and
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| indifference, Yeah!
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| Smile for me one time
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| Smile when you really wanna cry
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| Try for me one time, even though I know it’s a lie
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| So I thought I’d try a second electrician only this time I’d look under crook
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| Well what really got my goat was when I picked up the phone —
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| (female voice)
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| If you’d like to play a game… please press 1
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| To continue… press 2
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| If you have all day to wait… please press 3
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| To continue to wait… press 4
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| If you’d like to speak to a human being
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| We’re sorry, that service has been discontinued
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| To stay on hold… please press 5
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| And you can talk to yourself for as long as you’d like
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| What kind of person would do you like that? |