| When the pilot informed us of what he was planning
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| And I heard the dirty words emergency landing
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| Well my brakes locked up and my wheels fell off
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| Now it’s all I that can manage to go for a walk
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| I can see alright, all I need of the world outside
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| I believe instead
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| The important part is in my heart and not my head and
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| I’d just as soon be home in bed; |
| I’d rather be right here
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| If my number comes up and I’m supposed to be dead
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| I’d rather be right here
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| If they voted me to be the leader of the nation
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| I’d rather be right here
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| Or I won a trip abroad, a paid vacation
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| I’d rather be right here
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| If they told me that the world was ending today
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| I’d rather be right here
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| If I had a bumper sticker this is what it would say:
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| I’d rather be right here
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| Cause I see enough; |
| now I’m willing to be out of touch
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| Put my head in the sand
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| I wanna sit right down and take a stand
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| I don’t need to be a traveling man; |
| I’d rather be right here
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| But if you wanna see the world, well, be my guest
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| Where you might end up is anybody’s guess
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| If you get on a plane, say for new orleans
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| And you land in smithereens, don’t call me
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| Cause I’ll be undercover with the girl of my dreams
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| I’m gonna be right here |