Lyrics Nuclear Football - Adolescents

Nuclear Football

Countdown to
Destruct-O-Bowl XXVII
Everyone come along
Bring your fanny packed
Today’s a special day
Three way tie for last
Menage Pepe
With some power balls
Bannon grabs Milo’s sack
Hikes it to 45
45 snaps it back
Loves his very tight end
Just nuclear football
Just nuclear football
Just nuclear football
Just nuclear football
Rocket Man breaks left
Times-out for a quick hand job
Takes time to review
Over launch on the Denny’s menu
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal
Just nuclear football
No big deal