| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this Goddamn town
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| We moved to town-
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| The Mrs. and me
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| To settle down
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| On a quiet street
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| We had tall trees
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| Butterflies, bumblebees
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| This town has everything you need
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| So we set up house
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| We planted seeds
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| When they came up
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| We pulled the weeds
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| There’s a church on every street
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| Birkenstocks for your feet-
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| This town has everything you need
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this Goddamn town
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| They have pitchforks at the park
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| There’s a curfew when it’s dark-
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| This town has everything you need
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| They have a school patrolled by rats
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| They won’t put up with this or that
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| They stamp out little boys
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| When they make too much noise-
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| This town has everything you need
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this town everything is wonderful
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| In this Goddamn town |