| Hard to Be a Girl |
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| Hard to be a girl, so nice to be a boy |
| In my room at night, not a pretty site |
| Here’s an empty kiss marching |
| To the rhythm of the pay roll |
| I can be a good boy too |
| Just let me out of the stable |
| Sausages and eggs |
| And hot and sour soup |
| Thank me for your time |
| 'Cause I can be as bad as you |
| Hard to be a girl |
| That’s what the oracle told me |
| I don’t care what she says |
| I assume it’s best to be lonely |
