| Have a lucky charm and a usual crew
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| And a wild guitar 'cos it’s good for you
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| Get a pair of legs about three feet long
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| And a Dangerous Jane to lay kisses on
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| But be young dumb and full of it
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| Young dumb and full of it full of it
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| Keep your friends real close
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| And keep your enemies closer
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| And be a real Hoss Carwright on the Ponderosa
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| Get a kingsize brain with the funk gone wrong
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| And bite the hand that you feed upon
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| But be young dumb and full of it
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| Young dumb and full of it full of it
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| Show the squares some class with some bravado
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| And a whiff of the kicks that they’ll never know
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| Tell the party jerk if he shows again
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| You’re gonna work on his head with a six foot chain
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| But be young dumb and full of it
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| Shake up New York shakedown gypsy
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| The trouble with Mary and the truth about Frank
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| They wanted the money but they wouldn’t rob banks
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| They wouldn’t just get down yelling for the hell of it
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| Should have been young dumb and full of it full of it |