
Date of issue: 03.12.2006
Song language: English
Father Christmas |
When I was small I believed in santa claus |
Though I knew it was my dad |
And I would hang up my stocking at christmas |
Open my presents and I’d be glad |
But the last time I played father christmas |
I stood outside a department store |
A gang of kids came over and mugged me And knocked my reindeer to the floor |
They said: |
Father christmas, give us some money |
Don’t mess around with those silly toys. |
Well beat you up if you don’t hand it over |
We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed |
Give all the toys to the little rich boys |
Don’t give my brother a steve austin outfit |
Don’t give my sister a cuddly toy |
We don’t want a jigsaw or monopoly money |
We only want the real mccoy |
Father christmas, give us some money |
Well beat you up if you make us annoyed |
Father christmas, give us some money |
Don’t mess around with those silly toys |
But give my daddy a job cause he needs one |
He’s got lots of mouths to feed |
But if youve got one, I’ll have a machine gun |
So I can scare all the kids down the street |
Father christmas, give us some money |
We got no time for your silly toys |
Well beat you up if you don’t hand it over |
Give all the toys to the little rich boys |
Have yourself a merry merry christmas |
Have yourself a good time |
But remember the kids who got nothin |
While you’re drinkin down your wine |
Father christmas, give us some money |
We got no time for your silly toys |
Well beat you up if you don’t hand it over |
We want your bread, so don’t make us annoyed |
Give all the toys to the little rich boys |
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