| Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
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| Scherezadi had a thousand tales
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| Master, you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
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| You got a brand of magic never fails
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| You’ve got some power in your corner now
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| Some heavy ammunition in your camp
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| You’ve got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how?
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| See, all you gotta do is rub that lamp
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| and I’ll say
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| Mister Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be?
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| Let me take your order, jot it down
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| You ain’t never had a friend like me
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| Life is your restaurant and I’m your maitre d'
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| Come on, whisper what it is you want
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| You ain’t never had a friend like me
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| Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
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| You’re the boss, the king, the sha
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| Say what you wish, it’s yours, true dish
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| How 'bout a little more baklava?
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| Have some of column A, try all of column B
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| I’m in the mood to help you, dude
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| You ain’t never had a friend like me
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| Can your friends do this?
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| Can your friends do that?
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| Can your friends pull this
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| out their little hat?
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| Can your friends go poof?
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| Well looky here
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| Can your friends go, «Abracadabra,»
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| let 'er rip
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| And then make the sucker disappear
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| Don’t you sit there slack-jaw buggy-eyed
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| I’m here to answer all your midday prayers
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| You’ve got me bonafide, certified
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| You’ve got a genie for your charge d’affaires
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| I’ve got a powerful urge to help you out
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| So what you wish I really wanna know
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| You’ve got a list that’s three miles long, no doubt
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| Well, all you gotta do is rub like so and ho
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| Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
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| I’m on the job, you big nabob
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| You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend
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| You ain’t never had a friend, never had a friend
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| You ain’t never… had a… friend… like… me
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| You ain’t never had a friend like me! |