| Try to relax, try to relax
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| I know you’re anxious, baby
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| I know you’re anxious, for me
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| But you just gotta try to relax, try to relax
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| I wrote the majority of this rap on a bean bag under the JMZ train tracks,
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| the Bro P on the motherfucking boards, homeboy
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| (If you don’t know, now ya know nigga)
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| Went from Del’s liquor to Deli’s in the Bronx nigga
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| I’m just a youngin from Del Amo
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| With a belt by Ferragamo doin' what I want to
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| You know what I’m up to
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| I hit the Bodega for the backwoods
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| Pack of dutchies if you lucky nigga
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| Cups with the ice just doing just doing what I want to
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| You know what I’m up to, You know what I’m up to
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| (Git up, git out and git something)
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| You know what I’m up to, You know what I’m up to
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| (Git up, git out and git something)
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| Aye, you know what I’m up to
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| I swear to God I wish I wrote this fucking verse on Mother’s Day
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| That ain’t got shit to do with this or does it? |
| Fuck it, Anyway
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| I’ve been miseducated, mislead, misinterpretated, misunderstood, mistaken,
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| misjudged
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| That’s why I’m a misfit, up to mischief
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| On a mission, in a missionary
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| Hittin missionaries (missionaries)
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| That was all mises, terms with 'mis' prefixes to be specific
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| All you feminists should be on my dick for this shit (word)
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| But listen close, this where shit get tricky
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| What all these words have in common is that they’re all iffy
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| Hence misogyny, obviously
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| I’d switch the 'y' in 'mystery' with 'i' if I could (I would)
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| If you was Huey you would know it nigga
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| But you’re not so I guess y’all good
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| So one time for the women, two times for the ladies, three times for the bitches
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| Don’t forget about the bitches
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| Adam’s rib ain’t adding up, this story must be more extensive (YMF nigga)
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| Meiosis, mitosis and some mo' shit
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| Noah had motion in the ocean before his boat did
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| And you know why, I love my mama so much
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| And I can’t watch my lil sister grow up, so I
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| Went from Del’s liquor to Deli’s in the Bronx nigga
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| I’m just a youngin from Del Amo
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| With a belt by Ferragamo doing what I want to
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| You know what I’m up to
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| I hit the Bodega for the backwoods
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| Pack of dutchies if you lucky nigga (cross your fingers)
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| Cups with the ice just doing what I want to
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| You know what I’m up to, You know what I’m up to
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| You know what I’m up to, You know what I’m up to
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| Yeah baby, you know what I’m up to
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| You know what I’m up to, You know what I’m up to
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| You know what I’m up to, You know what I’m up to
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| You know what I’m up to, You know what I’m up to
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| You know what I’m up to
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| Baby, you know what I’m up to
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| I, Soulo, still a member in good standing of the he-man woman haters club.
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| Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk
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| to them unless I have to,
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| and especially, never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowfully and
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| painfully and suffer for hours, or until I scream bloody murder |