Lyrics If You're Not In Love/ Foggy Mountain Breakdown - Aaron Watson

If You're Not In Love/ Foggy Mountain Breakdown

Well I’m trying not to panic but I’m getting all romantic
Getting soft with everything I say and do
Talking hours on the phone, putting on that sweet cologne
I’m even putting down the toilet seat for you
Wait a minute it gets worse, I found myself holding your purse
Outside your dressing room at some bra and panty store
My boss' wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi
And I knew then that I was in for it for sure
Now all the boys down at the shop know and sure do find it funny
They say you’ve changed my ways and that you’re spending all my money, honey
If you’re not in love
If you’re not in love
If you’re not in love
If you’re not in love I’m in a lot of trouble
I get this lump in my throat to think I sold my boat
So I could buy this diamond ring for you
Now I’m hoping and I’m wishing since I can’t go fishing
You don’t make me sell my golf clubs too
Now all the boys down at the shop know and they laughed until I cried
I told em' if I mess this up my mommas gonna tan my hide
I gave up that can of snuff, no more Nascar on T.V.
Honey if that ain’t enough it may be the death of me