| I’m tryin' not to panic, I’m gettin' all romantic
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| Gettin' soft with everything I say and do
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| I’m talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne
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| I’m even puttin' down the toilet seat for you
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| Aw, wait a minute, it gets worse
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| I found myself holdin' your purse, standin' outside that bra and panty store
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| My boss’s wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi
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| And I knew then, I was in for it for sure
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| Now all the boys down at the shop know and they sure do find it funny
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| They say you’ve changed my ways and that you’re spending all my money, honey
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| If you’re not in love
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| If you’re not in love
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| If you’re not in love
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| Aw, if you’re not in love
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| Then I’m in a lot of trouble
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| I got this lump in my throat, then I sold my boat
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| So I could buy this diamond ring for you
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| Now I’m hopin' and I’m wishin' that since I can’t go fishin'
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| You won’t make me sell my golf clubs, too
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| The boys down at the shop know and they laugh until I cry
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| I told 'em, if I mess this up, my momma’s gonna tan my hide
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| I gave up that can of Snuff, no more NASCAR on TV
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| Honey, if that ain’t enough, this may be the death of me
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| Chours (x2) |