| I reckon there’s one near your hometown
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| An old cinderblock building looks half torn down
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| Just hang a left down the lost highway
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| Keep going till you see the signs that say
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| Honky tonk if you love country
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| Honky tonk you whole life long
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| Honky tonk if you love country
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| That’s what keeps this country strong
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| Them little ladies in the kitchen can’t be beat
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| They’ve got your hard-boiled eggs and your pickled pig feet
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| Don’t you try to order no imported beer
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| That truck only runs from St. Louie to here
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| All the girls get frisky on Friday night
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| When the band starts playing don’t you be surprised
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| We do things different when we start to rock
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| Yeah, we hop on the hip and we hip on the hop
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| We’ll be the life of the party at the party of your life
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| You might even meet your next ex-wife
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| Ain’t no better place for you to be
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| In the home of the brave and the land of the free |