Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Wipe My Ass With Showbiz, artist - A Wilhelm Scream. Album song Career Suicide, in the genre ПанкI Wipe My Ass With Showbiz |
| Live like a legend and die like an asshole |
| You dance with the man, shake his hand, shine his shoes |
| Your revolution rock hits sound like shit through your iPod |
| Put fists up like I got, not give me the loot |
| How I tried to buy my soul back |
| But the devil bent me over for it |
| Got me curled up in the shower, scratching the letters that read |
| Dear mother, I sold my soul for management |
| Fog blasts will not mask a stage act unnatural |
| Those timed jumps cause merch bumps, now guests list the suits |
| And past the smoke hangs the backdrop, crowd screams holy mackerel |
| Verse-chorus, verse-chorus, a solo, then boom |
| How I tried to buy my soul back |
| But the devil bent me over for it |
| Got you curled up in the shower, scratching the letters that read |
| Dear mother, I sold my soul for management |
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