| Cocktail stains on your GQ slacks
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| You’ll show you’re clever
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| Go blow some lingo out your ass
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| Libido takes over all the shit you learned in school
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| Techno bass beats in your brain
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| All thoughts turn to drool
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| Mommy, Daddy, look at me
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| You decided what I’m going to be
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| I’ll pull together and slip through the cracks
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| 'Cause we all know grads are the last to get sacked
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| So I bought a pill that brings the joys
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| Of unconscious girls and no-conscience boys
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| Impress them first with my expensive toys
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| They come and go on their corduroys
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| Mommy, Daddy, will you help me?
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| Do I need psychotherapy?
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| Am I worth the money spent?
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| Or did I break your bank
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| On the rules I bent?
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| Mommy, Daddy, will you help me?
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| Mommy, Daddy, I’m out of money
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| Mommy, Daddy, don’t know where it went
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| Mommy, Daddy, pay my rent |