Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song) , by - Anal Cunt. Song from the album Picnic of Love, in the genre I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song) |
| I couldn’t afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song |
| I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along |
| I’m only a simple man; |
| I never made much money |
| But I’ve got a wealth of love to share with you honey |
| When I think of an angel I think of your face |
| I want to make sweet love to you by the fireplace |
| I want to be your architect of your castle of love |
| I’ll never take for granted my gift from above |
| We’ll take a ride through the foliage |
| Watch the leaves turn orange and brown |
| Woman, I never thought I’d say this |
| But I want to settle down |
| I wish we were on a deserted island |
| Just me and you |
| I’d climb right up a tree |
| And get a coconut for you |
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