Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Yes, There Is A Slight Chance He Might Actually Fail , by - Darren Hanlon. Release date: 31.01.2002
Song language: English
Yes, There Is A Slight Chance He Might Actually Fail |
| I gave you a flower |
| He gave you a whole bunch |
| He cut you a diamond |
| I cut you your lunch |
| I read you a pamphlet |
| He wrote her a whole book |
| He paid them both to the movies |
| I stole you a look |
| I cannot win |
| Since the day we watched them move in Another sick joke |
| At my expense |
| But you can’t live your life |
| With one eye over the fence |
| So I wrote you this song |
| She got an operatic medley |
| He bought her a car |
| I doubled you on my treadly |
| I can’t compete |
| Since they moved to our street |
| I candidly took your photo |
| But it came out a blur |
| In their hall hangs a portrait |
| He had commissioned for her |
| And on Valentine’s Day |
| What was I to do |
| She got a ninety verse sonnet |
| I struggled with a haiku |
| Makes me see red |
| But I still couldn’t wish them both dead |
| I’m gonna fail |
| What if I fail |
| He’s gonna fail |
| He could possibly fail |
| He could possibly fail |
| He’s gonna fail |