| Got out of bed, wasn’t feeling too good |
| With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes |
| The sun is shining so I head for the park, |
| With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes |
| I got a cousin and she got a friend, |
| Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help |
| At his apartment I knocked on the door, |
| he wouldn’t come out until he got paid. |
| Now don’t tell anybody what I wanna do if they find out you know that they’ll never let me through. |
| It’s no fun being an illegal alien |
| It’s no fun being an illegal alien |
| Down at the office had to fill out the forms |
| A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose, |
| Up to the counter to see what they think |
| They said 'It doesn’t count man, it ain’t written in ink'. |
| Don’t trust anybody least not around here, cos |
| It’s not fun being and illegal alien, |
| It’s not fun being and illegal alien, |
| It’s not fun being and illegal alien, |
| It’s not fun being and illegal alien, |
| An illegal alien, O.K. |
| Consideration for your fellow man |
| Wouldn’t hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan |
| Over the border, there lies the promised land |