| What’s the matter with me?
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| Nobody loves me
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| I just happen to be
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| Unlucky in love
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| It seems that every time
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| I make a date
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| I know from the start
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| Someone’s gonna break the date
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| And break my heart
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| What’s the matter with me?
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| I’m awfully moody
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| Must my love affairs be
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| Like Punch and Judy?
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| I always walk with myself
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| And talk with myself
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| And my heart and I agree
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| I’m not hard to take
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| So for Heaven’s sake
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| What’s the matter with me?
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| I’ve read a million novels
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| Each had a love affair
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| Some of them were successful
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| Some of them got nowhere
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| Were I to write my story
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| It would read like this
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| My life’s a waste
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| I’ve yet to taste my first kiss
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| What’s the matter with me?
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| I’m awfully moody
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| Must my love affairs be
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| Like Punch and Judy?
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| I always walk with myself
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| And talk with myself
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| And my heart and I agree
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| Oooh tell me what’s the mystery?
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| What’s the trouble, the trouble can be?
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| What’s the matter with poor, poor me? |