| I’ll be the one to show you the way |
| You’ll be the one to always complain |
| Three in the morning come-a bang bang bang |
| All out of fags and I just can’t wait |
| Cancel the thing that I said I’d do |
| I don’t feel comfortable talkin' to you |
| 'Less you got the zipper fixed on my shoe |
| Then I’ll be in the lobby drinking for two |
| Eighteen |
| Balding |
| Star |
| Golden |
| Falling |
| Hard |
| Look at the shakies |
| What’s with the blush? |
| Fresh off the plane in my fuzzy rush |
| Everyone’s gathered to idolize me |
| I hate the way you talk your Japanese scream |
| It’s been too long since I left the shed |
| You kick the bucket and I’ll swing my legs |
| Always remember the pact that we made |
| Too young to die but old isn’t great |
| Eighteen |
| Balding |
| Star |
| Golden |
| Falling |
| Hard |
| I’m-a gonna show the way |
| I’m-a gonna show the way |
| I’m-a gonna show the way |
| Eighteen |
| Balding |
| Star |