| Boy number one made a picnic for two |
| Saw he was nervous, I thought it was cute |
| Until I found out that his mom made the food |
| (It was good though) |
| Boy number two had a beautiful face |
| Highly agreed to go back to his place |
| His wife really had some impeccable taste |
| (She was sweet though) |
| I’ve been on this ride |
| This rollercoaster’s a carousel |
| And I’m getting nowhere |
| Boys around the world |
| I want to believe that |
| When you chase a girl |
| It’s not just hunting season |
| I can see the future, say it like you mean it |
| «I've got a beach house in Malibu |
| And I’m probably gonna hurt your feelings |
| I’m probably gonna hurt your feelings |
| I’m probably gonna hurt your» |
| Boy number twelve had a look in his eye |
| Brought up his ex and he started to cry |
| Told me he loved me the very first night |
| (Oh, no) |
| Who knows what I’m in for with |
| Boy number I can’t keep count any more |
| I’ve been on this ride |
| This rollercoaster’s a carousel |
| And I’m getting nowhere |
| Boys around the world |
| I want to believe that |
| When you chase a girl |
| It’s not just hunting season |
| I can see the future, say it like you mean it |
| «I've got a beach house in Malibu |
| And I’m probably gonna hurt your feelings» |
| (I'm probably gonna hurt your) |
| «I've got a weekend in paradise |
| And I’m probably gonna never call you» |
| (I'm probably gonna hurt your) |
| «I got big plans to take care of you |
| I just need to borrow ten thousand dollars» |
| (I'm probably gonna hurt your) |
| «I've got a lake house in Canada |
| And I’m probably gonna harvest your organs» |
| (I'm probably gonna hurt your) |
| «I've got a beach house in Malibu |
| And I’m probably gonna hurt your feelings» |
| Boys around the world |
| I want to believe that |
| When you chase a girl |
| It’s not just hunting season |
| I can see the future, say it like you mean it |
| «I've got a beach house in Malibu |
| And I’m probably gonna hurt your feelings» |