| Miscellaneous |
| The National Association Of 'W' Lovers |
| (Ernie, a boy, and five other men talk to one another.) |
| Bert: All right, all right, all right, everybody. Settle down. Come on now. |
| (clears his throat) Welcome to the weekly meeting of the National Association |
| of «W» Lovers. We are gathered here today to pay tribute to that great letter «W» and the wondrous sound it makes…"Wuh!" Isn’t that lovely? «Wuh! |
| «Yeah, it makes the heart pound faster. All right. Now if you all turn to page |
| four in the manual, we will sing the club’s song. All right, everybody, |
| turn to page four. That’s it. All right. Now is everybody ready? Here we go. |
| (Music starts) I’ll begin. You can join in later. Here we go. |
| (sung) |
| Oh, what is the letter we love? |
| What sound are we extra fond of? |
| It’s not any trouble |
| You know it’s a «W» |
| When you hear «Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!» |
| Without this fine letter |
| You couldn’t say «wash» |
| Or «witch,» «wax,» or «wiggle» |
| My gosh! Huh! |
| There wouldn’t be «wet,» «warm,» or «walrus» |
| Oh wow! |
| There wouldn’t be «wood» |
| Would there now? Uh-uh! |
| Without this great «Wuh» sound |
| Well, «wink» would be «ink» |
| And «week» would be «eek» |
| Don’t you see? Of course. |
| A fine word like «waffle» |
| Would turn out just «awful» |
| Oh, «W's» grand as can be |
| (All right, everybody!) |
| (Ernie, the boy, and the five other men sing along with Bert.) |
| All: So what is the letter we love? |
| The sound that we’re extra fond of? |
| It’s not any trouble |
| You know it’s a «W» |
| When you hear «Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!» |
| Bert: (One more time!) |
| All: When you hear «Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh!» |
| (Music ends) |
| Bert: Oh wow! That was wonderful! |