| Hi Mom, It's Me |
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| Hey, hello |
| Hi mom, it’s me |
| AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! |
| I know you think I’m just a useless stupid punk |
| Because every night I come home drunk |
| Hi mom, it’s me, the fucking little shit |
| The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit |
| I know you think my band’s just a waste of time |
| Those beer cans you found in my room weren’t mine |
| Hi mom, it’s me, the fucking little shit |
| The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit |
| Got 5 bucks I can borrow? |
