| It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, there she was |
| Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly |
| Curved indeed, she started staring in my direction |
| Luring and urging seductively, body language instructing me I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea |
| And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle |
| I said So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal |
| I would love to see you in a nightgown |
| She said They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet |
| I’m calm in the face of pressure and you’ll never see me sweat |
| I’ve come to your country in search of a lost Scroll |
| That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold |
| I looked at her confused and said But why have you told me this? |
| She said the description that I fit |
| Was that of the Chosen One who’d go beyond |
| Then slipped a concoction in my drink |
| Immediately set my consciousness adrift… |
| Now I’m in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair |
| With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle |
| Glared up at the Dragon Queen’s lair, wasn’t imagining a thing |
| Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly |
| To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate who bore all the secrets and take |
| Care of trespassers, but at last it’s prophesied that I would gain |
| Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll |
| Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in Began travelling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited |
| Thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way |
| I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute |
| Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions |
| The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren |
| Was I entering near the mere mortal life span’s end? |
| Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then… |
| Whole house freeze! |
| Just then I pulled the Sword and somehow |
| It affected all the creatures as they stepped back and bowed |
| And the same Glow that I seen in the Sword I seen in the eyes of the Lion |
| Who began leading me in a specific direction as if trying to tell me something |
| Just over the horizon, the same creatures who had been described |
| Appeared in statue form but their eyes scoped |
| And as I approached the gate they began to break open and cried |
| AFTER YEARS WE HAVE FINALLY BEEN AWAKENED! |
| The assault was on, I got knocked to the ground by one |
| Shocked in an unorthodox form boxing |
| Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, karate chops |
| And drop kicks, plunged struggling deeper into the swamp |
| Then I grabbed my Sword, the garlic put it around my neck |
| Saw that it was draining all of their energy and then with a swing |
| Off with their heads! |
| The gates slowly and mysteriously opened |
| So curiously I moseyed in with intensity focusing on my objective |
| Spider webs the size of king-size beds |
| Fell into a secret passage not knowing to where it lead |
| Just then the same Light beamed brightly and in the distance |
| At that instance, lo and behold, the hidden Scroll! |
| And just as I thought my mission was over |
| I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily over my shoulder |
| As she began to transform and metamorphosise |
| She took on an assortment of legs, arms, heads and eyes |
| And sprouted two horns and began to breathe fire |
| So once again I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment |
| She burned it to a crisp turned and grasped the Scroll |
| And exited much faster than secreted gas, I’m gasping |
| Clasp full of flames cast in my direction |
| I saw my whole life flash and the possibility of death |
| And a casket passed into the ground, pound for pound, astounding |
| How could I survive and last another round inside this madness? |
| Whole house freeze! |