| Miscellaneous |
| Everyone Likes Ice Cream |
| Muppet 1: I’d like to be a dancer, adancing on my toes. |
| Muppet 2: I’d like to be a fireman, I’d squirt you with my hose! |
| Muppet 3: And I would be a sailor, and I’d sail the seven seas. But… |
| All: There is one thing special which everyone agrees. |
| Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. |
| Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? |
| Search the whole world over, travel near and far. |
| But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are. |
| 2: (spoken) Except me and I don’t agree. |
| 1: I’d like to have a kitten, all cuddly, soft and clean. |
| 2: I’d like to have a dragon, all big and tough and mean! |
| 3: And I would have a little mouse, I’d feed him lots of cheese, but… |
| All: There is one thing special which everyone agrees. |
| Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. |
| Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? |
| Search the whole world over, travel near and far. |
| But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are. |
| 2: (spoken) Except me, and I *still* don’t agree. |
| 3: Do you like ice cream? |
| 2: (begrudgingly) Uh, yes. |
| 3: Then you agree. |
| 1: (???, last word may have been «sweet») |
| 2: I’d like to play football, our team cannot be beat |
| 3: And I’d go to the park and watch the birdies in the trees |
| 2: (sarcastically) Birdies. |
| 1: Hmmmph! |
| All: Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. |
| Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? |
| Search the whole world over, travel near and far. |
| But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are. |
| (a huge monster muppet approaches the trio) |
| 3: (nervously) Say, w. would you like an ice cream cone? |
| (hands him a fourth cone he suddenly happened to have) |
| Monster: MAWRRRRRRRRRRRR… |
| Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. |
| Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? |
| Search the whole world over, travel near and far. |
| But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are. |