| Miscellaneous |
| Six |
| SPOKEN: |
| Ernie: What are you doing, Bert? |
| Bert: Sitting and thinking. |
| Ernie: Thinking about what? |
| Bert: My favorite number. |
| Ernie: Oh? That’s really … boring, Bert. |
| Bert: Not my number, Ernie. |
| Ernie: Well, what is your favorite number? |
| Bert: I thought you’d never ask … |
| SUNG: |
| Bert: Six |
| Ernie: Six? |
| Bert: My favorite number is six |
| Ernie: Bert, nobody’s favorite number is six. |
| Bert: Sometimes I spend the whole afternoon |
| Sitting around, and singing a tune about |
| Six |
| Ernie: Six, hmm? |
| Bert: Sometimes I think of six bricks. |
| Ernie: Bert, that’s very boring. |
| Bert: Or else I think of six sticks |
| Ernie: Well, that’s even more boring. |
| Bert: Not five bricks or stick, but six |
| Now two is your eyes and one’s your nose |
| And five is your fingers or your toes |
| And four is the legs on an easy chair |
| Yet there’s no number can compare with |
| Six |
| Ernie: How about 9 or 3? |
| Bert: Nothing more lovely than six |
| Ernie: I don’t know, Bert … |
| Bert: When someone says, «Hey, Bert, pick a number» |
| Well, I always pick the one nobody picks -- |
| My favorite number is six. |
| SPOKEN: |
| Ernie: You know, I hate to break this to you, Bert, but six isn’t anybody’s |
| favorite number. |
| Bert: It’s my favorite number, Ernie. |
| Ernie: I mean, six just sort of sits there between five and seven. |
| You know, you have five fingers on your hand, and there are seven days in a |
| week, but there’s not really six of anything. |
| Bert: I know, Ernie, I know. |
| SUNG: |
| Now two is your eyes and one’s your nose |
| And five is your fingers or your toes |
| And four is the legs on an easy chair |
| But there’s no number can compare with |
| Six |
| Ernie: All right, Bert … |
| Bert: Nothing more lovely than six. |
| Ernie: Have it your way. |
| When someone says, «Hey, Bert, pick a number» |
| Well, I always pick the one nobody picks -- |
| My favorite number is six. |
| SPOKEN: |
| Bert: What are you doing, Ernie, can I sit in my chair now, huh? |
| Ernie: Not right now, I’m thinking about my favorite number. |
| Bert: What is it, Ernie, what is it? |
| Ernie: 8,243,721. |
| Bert: I still like six. |