Lyrics Parting Shot - Gwar

Parting Shot

We came and\nWe conquered\nAll that we saw\nNow here’s a parting shot\nRight across\nThe jaw\nBefore I take my leave of Earth\nThere’s some things I’d like off my chest\nA final chance to set things straight\nAnd leave no room to guess\nHow to conduct Earth’s affairs\nAfter GWAR has retreated\nTo ensure that destiny\nWill see the pigs defeated\nFor it seems fate hath decreed\nThat we soon shall be parted\nAnd I’ll leave you\nWith a chance to win the war\nWe started\nFrom the time we made your race\nFrom the first words you spoke\nWe saw the law that rules your lives\nIs just a joke\nThou shalt not kill?\nYou make me laugh\nFar from criminal\nIt’s craft\nThou shall not steal?\nCome on, get real\nDo what you will, do as you feel\nWe came and we conquered\nBut before that we saw\nLet «Do what thy wilt»\nBe the whole of the law\nWhat will you do\nWhen we are gone?\nThe filthy few\nWill carry on!\nWe came and\nWe conquered\nAll that we saw\nNow here’s a parting shot\nRight across\nThe jaw\nPriests are raping choir boys\nCops are paid to kill\nDoctors spreading Syn’s disease\nEvery time you take a pill\nThe courts are run by liars\nJudges are more fun on fire\nAnd their bosses, even worse\nPoliticians, thricely cursed\nFrom the time we made your race\nFrom the first words you spoke\nWe saw the law that rules your lives\nIs just a joke\nWe came and\nWe conquered\nAll that we saw\nNow here’s a parting shot for you\nHere’s a parting shot for you\nYour God’s long dead\nSo don’t waste your time\nOn overzealous hypocrites\nWho call chaos a crime\nEat the rich\nKill the poor\nWorship always\nYour masters, GWAR!\nNever trust your parents\nEspecially when they’re older\nAlways use a beer koozie\nIt keeps it that much colder!\nDo all this and ten times more\nI’ll make sure that we stop on tour\nAnd get you up to date with war\nWe curse the Earth, forever more!\nFrom the time we made your race\nFrom the first words you spoke\nWe saw the law that rules your lives\nIs just a joke\nWe came and\nWe conquered\nAll that we saw\nSo here’s a parting shot for you\nHere’s a parting shot for you\nHere’s a parting shot for you\nRight across your fucking jaw