| An elaborate tale
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| So convincingly real
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| Things can seem so amazing
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| 'Til you get up close
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| And see they’re no big deal
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| Like the stars in the sky
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| Or the one on the stage
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| Just a big ball of gas
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| And a regular guy
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| Fresh out of minimum wage
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| In a jackalope space
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| On a jackalope high
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| I’m staring you down
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| Creepy jackalope eye
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| Many things in this life
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| Are not what they appear
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| Yeah I look like a hare
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| But if you stop and you stare
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| I’m related to a deer
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| I got a jackalope face
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| I’m a jackalope guy
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| And I’m staring you down
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| Creepy jackalope eye
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| Is it so hard to imagine
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| Is it so hard to believe
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| Something so outrageous
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| Something so far fetched
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| Well how 'bout Adam and Eve?
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| I know you gotta have faith
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| I know the need to hope
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| But the truth is always in place
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| It’s right in front of my face
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| The mighty jackalope
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| (Yeah)
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| In a jackalope space
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| On a jackalope high
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| I’m staring you down
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| Creepy jackalope
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| And I’m staring down
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| Creepy jackalope
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| And I’m staring you down
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| Creepy jackalope eye
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| Freaky jackalope eye
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| Creepy jackalope eye
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| Creepy jackalope eye |