Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Teach You How to Die, artist - JT Music. Date of issue: 27.07.2018
Song language: English
Teach You How to Die |
| When my alarm clock went off I hit snooze |
| Then my mom got me up, «Get ready for school!» |
| «You need to eat eat your Wheaties and double knot your shoes |
| And better remember, don’t you forget your 7 Noteboos!» |
| «But mom I feel under the weather today» |
| «I'll let you stay home sick as soon as you get better grades!» |
| So I scoot off to school with my backpack strapped tight |
| Wait, where are my notebooks? |
| I knew my bag felt light |
| I guess I must’ve left 'em back in a classroom |
| I’ll grab 'em after math, don’t know why but I have to |
| I’m greeted by the teacher, doesn’t seem like a bad dude |
| «Answer correctly every question I ask you |
| Fantastic! |
| You’re doing incredible!» |
| I already passed math, but that’s all on my schedule |
| I’ll never solve this impossible problem, I can’t even read it |
| Now Baldi’s got a frown and I’m prepared for a beatin' |
| He’s the teacher, I cannot outsmart him |
| You’re gonna see my picture on milk cartons |
| 'Bout to meet the business end of Baldi’s yardstick |
| Welcome to the schoolhouse of hard knocks, kids! |
| Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night |
| (Study hard all night) |
| You know you gotta solve each problem right |
| (Solve 'em right) |
| If you know your 1,2,3's, It’ll be as easy as pi |
| Pay attention when I teach you how to die |
| Can we change the subject, pretty please? |
| Right now we need a little better Chemistry |
| Think of what fun a foreign Language could be |
| Cuz I’ve done the Math, I’m lookin' like History |
| You can forget PE, I got my cardio |
| When I wasted all my playtime jumping rope |
| I know my judgement is coming but I think we need a Recess |
| Or a dead student’s what you broom’s gotta sweep next |
| I’m not bothered by the Bully, I ain’t scared of him |
| I’m on my best behavior Principal, take care of him |
| I thought I saw the Sock Puppet, he’s a little timid |
| 'Till I get more notebooks and then he’s livid |
| Stay back! |
| I got a soda, I’ve been shaking it well |
| At the end of the day, could I be saved by the bell |
| I’m in an 8-bit hell and I’ll forever burn |
| I get plenty detentions but I never learn |
| Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night |
| (Study hard all night) |
| You know you gotta solve each problem right |
| (Solve 'em right) |
| If you know your 1,2,3's, It’ll be as easy as pi |
| Pay attention when I teach you how to die |
| (How to die, die, die) |
| «Oh my god, is Mavis Beacon on bath salts?» |
| «You're probably locked up with Baldi, that’s all |
| You know some Rogaine ought to go a long way» |
| Snap! |
| He heard that and I’m going the wrong way! |
| What does he do with that ruler to little boys? |
| Don’t wanna know, throw him off with a little noise |
| I’ve been thinking that the faculty actually |
| Has been keeping track of every casualty casually |
| Pocket full of quarters and a chocolate bar |
| A robot stopped me for a hug, I’m not getting far |
| These distorted distractions out to stop my plans |
| But the true crime here is the Comic Sans! |
| (OH GOD NO) |
| All the halls are red, get to the exit |
| Barely staying ahead, forgot how tired my legs get |
| I’m sick of this outdated education simulation |
| I’ve either gotta break it or make it to graduation! |
| Baldi’s got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night |
| (Study hard all night) |
| You know you gotta solve each problem right |
| (Solve 'em right) |
| If you know your 1,2,3's, It’ll be as easy as pi |
| Pay attention when you get this education |
| As I teach you all the basics on how to die |