| Before we ever saw straight, we were grasping at straws
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| A debate was born, picket lines were drawn
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| There was this big bang once, now we’re learning to use our thumbs
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| We need a purpose in life, a survival guide
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| We need explanations for how we arrived
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| There was this big bang once, now we’re standing on our own two feet
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| There was this big bang once, we’ve been sharpening up our teeth
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| They say there was this big bang once, but the clergyman doesn’t agree, oh no
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| There was this big bang once, but it don’t jive with Adam and Eve
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| Original sin, idyllic garden
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| Some talking snake giving apples away
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| What would that snake say if he could only see us today?
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| Ha ha ha!
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| There was this big bang once, we were left here to fill in the blanks
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| There was this big bang once, now we’re aimlessly drifting in space
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| We’re gonna need an explanation for rational thought
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| And what it meant and the weight of our hearts
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| In a world of entropy, why can’t we just simply be?
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| And don’t feed me lies, intelligent design
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| There was this big bang once, why are we raptured on our knees?
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| Ha! |